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09.06.2025 13:53
Minds and Behinds
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones
Loons and Moons
How did you know you weren't the narc?
Catatonics & High Colonics
They put up a sign reading
Freaks and Cheeks
How did you react when your doctor ordered a colonoscopy?
Specializing in Odds & Ends.
No go.
Everyone loved it.
Could This Diet Be the Key to Preventing Alzheimer's and Dementia? - bestlifeonline.com
Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives
Then came..
Still no good
Why are so many people getting sick from eating cucumbers? - NBC News
The town council was livid and insisted they change it.
No, not a chance
Schizoids & Haemorrhoids
ESA’s new asteroid hunter opens its eye to the sky - European Space Agency
Lost Souls & Butt Holes
Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)
Thumbs down again.
This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to
So they tried
Analysis & Anal Cysts
'Orthorexia' Is More And More Common. Here's What You Should Know About It. - HuffPost
I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.
Unacceptable again!
Just Forget it!
Are fanservice-y characters (i.e. Lara Croft, Tifa Lockhart) immediately bad?
Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...
Nuts and Butts
Next, they tried...
Is it possible for the AfD to ever win the chancellorship in Germany?
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No way
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...
Is a man over 50 not married no kids a red flag?
share office space ...
So, the docs changed it to read
Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to
Another attempt resulted in ...
Still no good.
Hysterias & Posteriors